Here are a few investor jokes about getting rich quick
Legal methods:
- Marry someone who is already rich.
- Have a rich person die and will you their money.
- Strike oil.
- Discover gold.
- Win the lottery.
Illegal methods:
- Rob a bank.
- Blackmail someone who is rich.
- Kidnap someone who is rich and get a big ransom.
- Become a drug dealer.
For the sake of completeness:
“If you really want to make a lot of money, start your own religion.”
– L. Ron Hubbard
Hubbard made that statement when he was just a science fiction writer in either the 1930s or 1940s. He later founded the Church of Scientology. I believe he also wrote Dianetics.
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Contributed-By: James B. Reed